Comedian Chloe Fineman, 37, gave fans a candid peek into what she described as her “botched” cosmetic treatments with a series of selfies shared on Sunday, January 4. The post sparked a mix of amusement and concern, with many followers advising her to slow down before things get worse.
Fineman’s Instagram carousel, presented in a short clip, has drawn nearly 1,000 comments from fans weighing in on the conversation. The photos show a range of effects from her treatments, including swollen cheeks, puffy lips, and blotchy, red skin — reportedly the result of visits to a med spa.
Adding her signature humor, Fineman captioned the post: “Can we normalize having a ‘Botched’ iPhone photo album?”
The clip also features a voiceover in which Fineman jokes about the annual ritual of cosmetic treatments:
“Every year, hundreds of women will say they’re going on a trip or visiting family in Connecticut,” she said.
“But really, they’ll be going ham at a med spa doing crazy s**t like laser stuff, salmon j*zz, sculptra plaster or whatever the hell this was.”
She continued: “These women will hide themselves away in caves like bears while taking hundreds of selfies like this, they’ll send to friends and family who will lie and say, ‘It’s not that bad.’”
Fineman concluded with a mock pledge: “This year, I pledge to stop the cycle,” before delivering the punchline fans expected: “Just kidding, I’m going Friday.”
The post has already attracted celebrity reactions: Lindsay Lohan commented with a string of laughing emojis, “
,” while Miles Teller’s wife, Keleigh Teller, called it “a work of art.” Nicky Hilton also weighed in, writing, “So good 
.”
Since going live on January 4, Fineman’s clip has racked up over 43,000 likes.
